Okay, motherfuckers, you may remember that last year The LOPG sent a crew of field reporters to The Texas Renaissance Festival to document what the planet’s biggest losers do on the Saturday after the day we give thanks to our ancestors for tricking the natives into believing that we feel bad for raping their women, killing their children, and taking their land.
While Perverts everywhere enjoy college football, the outcasts of society gather in the woods to frolic together, fight with plastic swords, dance to pan flute tunes, and wallow in their collective societal stench.
This year, our reporters happened upon a Bee Gees Reunion at the Ren Fest. That’s right – The Bee Gees! Remember when they were cool? Neither do we. We’re not that old and we have never been that gay.
Barry and Robin (who has undergone a partial sex change operation) are performing today and we’ve got photographic evidence of this homo-erotic spectacle.
Enjoy!
Barry and Robin Gibb prepare for the Bee Gees Reunion Show at the Texas Ren Fest.
Robin, Barry, and Maurice (unable to attend the Reunion due to death) back in the day.
